Sunday, May 29, 2011

Cant have sex unless you do it

Tip #2: Do it
yes my title has nothing to do with this article..well sorta. It caught your attention didn't it?? lol

I been away for a few days, ive been with my girlfriend celebrating her birthday all week... you know what that means... bad food and no exercise..excuses excuses thats all i have right?
“I’m going for a run soon, I really am. I’ll just finish this article and then I’ll do it. …
 Ah, better just return Roger’s call. … 
Mm, feel a bit peckish; can’t run on an empty stomach! …
 Feel a bit full now, better wait a bit. … Ah, this is the Simpsons episode where Homer…
I’ll just see the end of it. ... Oh, I don’t believe it!  Rain clouds! I’ll just see if it clears up. …
 It’s getting dark now, I don’t really like running at night. …
 Ah, that’s a shame, I really was going to have that run. Well, I’ll do it tomorrow!”

well its 10:00pm on a Saturday night and i decided to go for a 2 mile run!!! since ive been falling behind this whole week.
so see i did it, i said screw it and got back on the horse, find no excuses or your gonna find yourself stuck in a your own prison again. b e l i v e  m e. i been keeping off weight for 3 years just ask this. 
do you remember why you wanted to do this?


"success is not fatal..."
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38 comments:

  1. MikeMay 29, 2011 at 12:42 AM

    True stuff!

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  2. Fermium DeathMay 29, 2011 at 1:00 AM

    So true...

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  3. The WiredMay 29, 2011 at 1:01 AM

    Here's one trick that I use sometimes when I'm feeling a lazy day...don't look at a run as "Uggh.I have to run today"
    Instead think of itas
    "Kick ass, I can Run today!"
    Here's why...a lot of people, war veterans, people with disabilities, etc.. they don't have the ability to run to put one leg in front of the other, and work up a sweat... think of it as "I have the opportunity to run" is kind of motivating

    my 2 cents

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  4. nazzMay 29, 2011 at 1:06 AM

    i usually go to the gym and jog there u should consider getting a membership

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  5. adssMay 29, 2011 at 1:11 AM

    I agree running on treadmills is easier and burns way more calories as ou can force push yourself...

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  6. MarcMay 29, 2011 at 1:28 AM

    I'm going to forward this to a friend who's trying to lose weight.

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  7. Thats What All the People SayMay 29, 2011 at 1:45 AM

    God I hate running. But it is much better than a loaded march, I've got a blister the size of a brazil nut on my heel from that!

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  8. ClosedMay 29, 2011 at 1:45 AM

    Bloody love exercise. When you're fit, after like a 3-5k run, the endorphins released is the best natural high. Seriously, guys get fit and enjoy life.

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  9. Fix PC Games AdminMay 29, 2011 at 2:22 AM

    this must be true nice +followed

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  10. DolaMay 29, 2011 at 5:38 AM

    i workout at least 3-4 days a week =D

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  11. Fr8loversMay 29, 2011 at 6:09 AM

    nice blog

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  12. DominoMay 29, 2011 at 6:27 AM

    So true for so many situations in life.

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  13. bb31May 29, 2011 at 7:11 AM

    I used to workout at least an hour a day every day. Then I had kids. Now I'm just fat.

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  14. Benji RadmanMay 29, 2011 at 8:46 AM

    I'll stop procrastinating tomorrow.

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  15. TriperMay 29, 2011 at 9:02 AM

    Hhehe nice joke :D

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  16. B. HunterMay 29, 2011 at 9:31 AM

    true... so true.

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  17. RileyAndJustinMay 29, 2011 at 10:22 AM

    LOL, very good excuses, I find myself doing that a lot with homework :S

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  18. srnajeraMay 29, 2011 at 10:39 AM

    i like it :)

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  19. Skinny GuyMay 29, 2011 at 10:52 AM

    Thats really good that you fought the urge to not go and went running. Keep that up and you will see success come flowing in.

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  20. UnknownMay 29, 2011 at 10:59 AM

    yeah if you put it off once you put it off twice.. and then it really does just spiral down from there!

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  21. JayMay 29, 2011 at 11:36 AM

    Suffer dedication, or suffer regret.

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  22. m.m.May 29, 2011 at 1:30 PM

    I have a different problem... I would LOVE to go on a run but it hurts too much. My cardio has to come from swimming or something, but I'm too lazy to get all chloriney and have to wash all of that off. Yeah I'm just lazy in general I suppose.

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  23. oinyoMay 29, 2011 at 4:56 PM

    I agree completely. Good for you for putting it in such good writing

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  24. FranciMay 29, 2011 at 5:00 PM

    You're right man, that's exactly what I should do.

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  25. Jesse CrowsMay 29, 2011 at 5:06 PM

    ahaha you are one sneaky writer

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  26. NorthernLadMay 29, 2011 at 5:10 PM

    Bah, I'm literally stuck. Got a bloody maths exam coming up, and I have to study furiously for it -_-

    Oh well, at least I can procrastinate some more :p

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  27. MilesMay 29, 2011 at 5:11 PM

    True. I go to the gym weekly when I can, If I'm not working

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  28. DavidMay 29, 2011 at 5:14 PM

    You're absolutely right, that title did catch my attention. Haha

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  29. Cartoon UniverseMay 29, 2011 at 6:09 PM

    i put the pro in procrastinate.

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  30. qwertyMay 29, 2011 at 6:16 PM

    lol procrastination is a bitch

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  31. drepnathMay 29, 2011 at 6:48 PM

    But I'm procrastinating right now!

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  32. AlexisMay 29, 2011 at 6:53 PM

    Haha I know this all too well. It's funny that when you intend to do something along comes 1000 things suddenly more important!

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  33. BloggerMay 29, 2011 at 6:59 PM

    +1!!!!!!!!!!

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  34. AesthetikosMay 29, 2011 at 7:39 PM

    I've got to admit... I'm procrastinating now... Better get back to study!

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  35. LisaMay 29, 2011 at 7:56 PM

    Lol, my husband is several hundred pounds overweight. We would never have sex at except he has a really big penis which reaches past his big tummy. I wish he would lose more weight though.

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  36. Mr. MapleMay 29, 2011 at 11:43 PM

    Damn title...

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  37. Kristof UnpronounceableMay 30, 2011 at 10:52 PM

    Man that stop sign is the signpost of my life.

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  38. parsnip.celeryMay 31, 2011 at 1:21 PM

    I dun need to keep weight off but put it on. I've been working out too and let me tell you I've enjoyed it but at the same time I've hated it all so much.

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